They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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