I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
FUCK WHALES
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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