i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
