my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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