i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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