he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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