Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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