He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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