Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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