Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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