Pappa wants mamma naked
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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