Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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