Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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