Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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