Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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