Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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