6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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