it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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