why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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