im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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