you mean i was at the winter classic?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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