escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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