Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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