Where is the hickey?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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