why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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