It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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