but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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