If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
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mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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