can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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