I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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