I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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