Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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