he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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