This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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