She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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