It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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