6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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