I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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