we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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