gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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