Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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