Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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