we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Boobs are out for the taking
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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