yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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