I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Porn is love you can see.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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