The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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