I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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