can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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