she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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