Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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